In the spirit of scientific inquiry, I decided to try the infamous “water shielding” technique. Armed with a water bottle and a skeptical mindset, I embarked on this water-headed journey.
First you must understand what the “water shielding” technique is all about. According to Targeted Justice, this method involves creating a shield using water-filled structures to block harmful microwaves. Below I compiled the most important slides based on aspect ratio and what looked good on my screen. Science. Alternatively you can visit their sites well documented innovation. Revolutionizing life as you know it.
I think this should definetly be perscription only. But I took my own precautions. Not wanting to fall asleep and suffocarte, I had an iron lung hooked up. Next I installed the water bottles exactly like they described. It was actually pretty comfortable for the first 72 hours as you can see in a real photo I made of my experiment.
It might have blocked some of the intensity, but it was inconclusive becuase I couldn’t measure the cause of the sensation before, during, or after. I also was unable to skip ads on YouTube. The long term effects are unknown.
When I finally used the restroom after concluding the experiment I was disappointed in my results. I thought to myself how the iron lung may have impacted the outcome. Then as I washed my hands, I starred at the water pouring out at an excessive rate. I went back to the lab, and soon my team and I had the next experiement ready to go.
Success! Look at how little the water bottle blocked the microwaved bullet. Then my teammate said, “What if the bottles were the problem?”
Now, let’s see what happens when we use just water.
Look at that explosion, reminiscent of a scene where a .22 bullet meets a water droplet. Take that all in for a second or two. We have proved that microwaves and water don’t mix well—just as science has told us all along.